I got this in the mail today from a military friend of mine.. had to share.. The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists : 1. The "season" opened today. 2. There is no bag limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups , country music or Jesus....

I got this in the mail today from a military friend of mine.. had to share.. The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists : 1. The "season" opened today. 2. There is no bag limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups , country music or Jesus....

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - US Marine Corps ----...

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - US Marine Corps ----...